Jon Wong.

fuckyeanba:

The Onion breaks down the strongside and weakside of Tony Parker.

Sample strongsides:

• “Repeated teardrop shots movingly express his profound sorrow that all basketball games must have a loser.”
• “Had very consistent sex with Eva Longoria when they were both in their prime.”

Sample weaksides [or coded digs at the French]:

• “ennui.”
• “not from around these here parts.”

(Source: fuckyeanba)